suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via nopebye)

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via nopebye)

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skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

(via honey-andtar)

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dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via wednesday-homicide)

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Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be. Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via jeigo)

(via jjune-24)

we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh:

I love you.

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via whoreibbletrash)

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